
They say love is blind. But I didn’t know land buying could be blinder.
It started with one uncle — let’s call him Uncle Festus. The man had charisma, agbada, and land. At least, he said so.
“Just ₦1.2 million, and the plot is yours,” he whispered with the confidence of a man who has sold land at least once in his dreams. He even added, “You’re lucky — na my late father own this one. We wan sell am make we do family meeting.”
Something in my spirit said, “Ask questions.” But the way my greed was set up? I replied, “How do I pay, sir?”
I paid. Cash. Full. No receipt. Just one signature — Uncle Festus’ own. And I snapped a picture of him with the land to make myself feel secure. 🙄
Fast forward two weeks, I went back with a surveyor to start work.
Three men were already digging foundation.
I said, “Hey! This is my land!”
They said, “Our uncle too sold it to us.”
I asked, “Uncle who?”
They answered, “Festus.”
See me see scam.
To cut long story short — the real landowners were five brothers. Festus was just the village DJ who attended family meetings with confidence. He had no rights, only vibes and a fake signature.
I cried.
Then I laughed at myself.
Then I started asking questions AFTER paying. (Yes, the Nigerian way.)
🧠 Moral of the Story?
Don’t ever pay for family land without ALL principal signatories.
Get a lawyer or real estate consultant to verify ownership.
Sign in the presence of a recognized family head, lawyer, and if possible, record it (for your sanity).
Charisma is not documentation. ✍🏽
🤝 Let me help you avoid this kind of breakfast.
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